Privacy Policy

Last updated: January 2024

The Simplest Privacy Policy Ever Written

NullApp ("we", "our", or "us") operates on a revolutionary privacy principle: we can't violate what we don't touch.

Information We Collect

• Personal Information: None
• Usage Data: None
• Device Information: None
• Location Data: None
• Cookies: None
• Analytics: None
• Literally Anything: None

How We Use Your Information

We can't use what we don't collect. This is not a feature limitation—it's our core philosophy.

Data Sharing

We share nothing with no one, because we have nothing to share. Your privacy is protected by our fundamental inability to invade it.

Data Security

Your data is secured using the most advanced protection available: non-existence. You can't hack what isn't there.

Children's Privacy

NullApp is safe for all ages because it does nothing for everyone equally. We don't discriminate in our nothingness.

Your Rights

You have the right to:

• Request your data (Response: You have none)
• Delete your data (Already done)
• Opt out of tracking (You're already out)
• Access your information (There's nothing to access)

Changes to This Policy

This privacy policy will never change because perfection doesn't require updates. Nothing will always be nothing.

Contact Us

For privacy concerns about nothing, contact us at: privacy@nullapp.art

We guarantee a response with exactly the amount of data we collect: none.

Terms of Service

Effective Date: Forever

1. Acceptance of Terms

By downloading NullApp, you agree to receive exactly what we promise: nothing. These terms are as simple as our app.

2. Description of Service

NullApp is a premium digital experience that provides users with absolutely nothing. This is not a bug—it's the entire feature set.

3. User Obligations

As a user of NullApp, you agree to:

• Expect nothing
• Receive nothing
• Complain about nothing

4. Intellectual Property

The concept of nothing, the absence of features, and the void itself remain the intellectual property of NullApp. You may not copy nothing without permission.

5. Payment Terms

You agree to pay $0.99 for nothing. This transaction is final. We do not offer refunds for nothing, as nothing is exactly what you paid for.

6. Warranty Disclaimer

NullApp is provided "as is" (which is nothing). We make no warranties that nothing will meet your expectations, though we're confident it will do exactly nothing as advertised.

7. Limitation of Liability

NullApp shall not be liable for:

• Any features (there are none)
• Any functionality (it has none)
• Any purpose (it serves none)
• Any damages from nothing doing nothing

8. Updates and Modifications

NullApp will never be updated. Perfection has been achieved. These terms will remain unchanged for eternity.

9. Termination

You may terminate your use of NullApp at any time by doing nothing. We may terminate NullApp never, as nothing is eternal.

10. Governing Law

These terms are governed by the universal law of nothingness, which transcends all earthly jurisdictions.

11. Contact Information

For questions about these terms, contact: legal@nullapp.art

Response time: ∞

The Philosophy of NullApp

A Treatise on Digital Nothingness

Genesis

In the beginning, there was void. And the void was without form, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And we said, "Let there be an app that preserves this perfect state." And thus, NullApp was born.

The Problem We Don't Solve

Modern technology is obsessed with solving problems. Every app promises to make your life easier, more connected, more productive. But what if the problem is the solution itself? What if the answer is not to do more, but to do nothing at all?

Digital Minimalism Maximized

Minimalism seeks to reduce. We've taken this to its logical conclusion. While others remove features, we've removed existence itself. NullApp represents the platonic ideal of minimalism—so minimal it transcends function entirely.

The Zen of Zero

In Zen philosophy, emptiness (śūnyatā) is not mere nothingness but the source of all possibilities. NullApp embodies this principle. In doing nothing, it can be anything. In being nothing, it is everything.

An Artistic Statement

Like Duchamp's Fountain or Cage's 4'33", NullApp challenges our preconceptions. If an app does nothing, is it still an app? If you pay for nothing, does nothing have value? These questions are not bugs in our philosophy—they are features.

The Economics of Emptiness

By charging $0.99 for nothing, we create a paradox. The purchase itself becomes the experience. The transaction is the interaction. You're not buying an app—you're buying into an idea.

Environmental Impact

NullApp is the world's first truly sustainable app. Zero server costs. Zero energy consumption. Zero carbon footprint. We've solved climate change by doing absolutely nothing.

The Future of Nothing

While other companies race to add features, we remain committed to our vision of nothing. No updates. No improvements. No changes. Because when you've achieved perfect nothingness, where else is there to go?

Join the Movement

NullApp is more than an app—it's a philosophy, a lifestyle, a statement. By embracing nothing, we reject the endless cycle of more. In a world that never stops asking for your attention, we ask for nothing.

Download nothing. Become everything.

Press Kit

Everything you need to write about nothing

Quick Facts

• App Name: NullApp
• Tagline: The Premium Nothing Experience
• Price: $0.99
• Category: Entertainment / Digital Art
• Features: None (by design)
• Size: Minimal
• Requirements: iOS 14.0+
• Updates Planned: Never

The Story

NullApp began as a thought experiment: In a world of feature creep and digital overwhelm, what would happen if someone created an app that proudly did nothing? Not as a mistake or a scam, but as a deliberate artistic and philosophical statement.

The result is NullApp—a fully functional app that achieves perfect nothingness. It's a meditation on technology, a critique of app culture, and a celebration of emptiness all rolled into one $0.99 package.

Key Messages

• NullApp is the world's first premium app designed to do nothing
• It's a piece of digital art that comments on app oversaturation
• Perfect for digital minimalists and philosophy enthusiasts
• 100% privacy-focused (can't track what doesn't exist)
• The ultimate in sustainable technology

Quotes from the Creators

"We spent months perfecting nothing. Every line of code that does nothing was carefully crafted to do nothing in the most elegant way possible."

"NullApp isn't just an app—it's a mirror. When you stare into the void of NullApp, you see yourself, wondering why you paid 99 cents for nothing. That moment of reflection? That's the feature."

"We believe NullApp represents the future of technology: honest, transparent, and refreshingly purposeless."

Assets for Download

Suggested Headlines

• "New App Does Nothing, Charges 99 Cents, Becomes Philosophical Sensation"
• "NullApp: The $0.99 Digital Art Piece That Proudly Does Nothing"
• "Finally, An Honest App: NullApp Promises Nothing, Delivers Perfectly"
• "The Anti-App: How NullApp Turns Nothing Into Something"

Interview Topics

We're happy to discuss:

• The philosophy behind NullApp
• Digital minimalism and app fatigue
• Technology as art
• The economics of nothing
• User reactions and testimonials
• The technical challenge of perfecting nothing

Contact

Press Inquiries: press@nullapp.art

General Contact: hello@nullapp.art

Philosophy Discussions: void@nullapp.art

Social Media

Find us nowhere. We have no social media presence. This is intentional.